the popular idea in the fandom seems to be that hidan is either a) a sex god b) a sexual deviant c)celibate, but what if he is just as dorky and incompetent at sex as the rest of us and leaves kakuzu feeling unsatisfied and cranky most of the time
also kakuzu’s cats. they join in the cuddling after the bed stops shaking.
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My personal sex headcanon for him is that he looks like he should be good at sex, y’know, big dick, amazing stamina and stuff like that, but he has almost no sexual knowledge, which causes him to get all embarrassed and flustered, making the other person have to calm him down and be the dominant one.
But he’d get better as time goes on though. :3